FACEBOOK DRAMA AS MOSES KURIA, OMANGA, MALALA, SAVULA EXCHANGE

Facebook Drama Returns…

Matiangi Posted: On behalf of the Gusii Community, I am condemning what happened yesterday, and warning -at the same time – anybody who would try that at the burial of our long time elder and leader, Simeon Nyachae.
(Cleo Malala, Kivutha Kibwana, Amason Kingi and 763 others liked this)

James Ongwae: That was so unfortunate. We condemn such acts.

Moses Kuria: Really? Ongwae, na wewe ndo ulikataa kupeana chance kwa wamama.

Robert Alai: Kuria wacha porojo. Wamama wagani? Kwani Omanga ni Wamama? Ama matako ndo ya plural?

Moses Kuria: Naongea na wanasiasa, tafuta kitu uandike.

Didmus Baraza: Hehhe, Mose, kuja polepole, acha kufinya huyo Kijana wa Nyando.

Miguna Miguna: Must you, Clueless Baraza, bring Nyando to your useless political FARTS? Brainless pigs like you must fall. #Viva

Bonny Khalwale: Acha hasira Wuod Nyando. You are now a Canadian.

Miguna Miguna: How do you reason? When you say ‘Wuod Nyando’, you are confirming that I am from Nyando. So how comes I am a Canadian? How did you graduate from a medicine school?

Kalonzo Musyoka: Let’s stick to the content that Matiangi was talking about.

Millicent Omanga: Kalonzo, naskia Machakos ni UDA. Wiper inaisha, utabaki na MCA mmoja tu, MCA Tricky.

Babu Owino: Omanga, naskia watu walichezea papers zako za Nominations pale Kisii?

Omanga: What is the matter with you Guka? You are becoming childish.

Babu Owino: You are the matter. Matter is anything that occupies space and has weight. Ama ulidrop Physics?

Hon. Savula: Hehe, Babu ati Papers za Nominations zilidarwa jana?

Cleo Malala: Mhesh, yaani nini ndo assets? Sikuwa nimeget.

Erick Omondi: Malala, sema matako. Kwani unaogopa nani😂

Ezekiel Mutua: Erick this is not some comedy platform. Mind your language.

Akothee: Omanga, Dhi pekri kucha! Toa Tricky kwa ujinga zenu.

Ezekiel Mutua: Akothee, last warning. Language!

Akothee: Pole bas Deputy Jesus.

Maina Kamanda: Hehe, Akothee, Hio ni kali kama ile ngumi ya Arati.

Dindi Nyoro: Kamanda, don’t stoop too row.

Mutula Kilonzo Jnr. : Mhesh Nyoro ni low, row ni yule rafiki ya columns.

Governor Lonyangapuo : Hapa katawaka moto. Kama huwezani kaa na mama yako.

Sabina Chege: LOL, Kamanda umenimariza. Ati kama nini ya Arati?

Hon. Waititu: Sabina hakuskia ati wahenga walisema ‘Ajuaye uzito wa ngumi ya Arati ni Osoro aliye na kasoro.’

Oscar Sudi: Kumbe Impeachment hurudisha akili, siku hizi ata unajua wahenga?

Arati: Nani anatajataja jina langu hapa?

Didmus Baraza left…

Arati: Sasa biashara ni kuleft badala ya kuongea?

Sylvanus Osoro left…

Ole Kina: Admin, please protect members from Simba Arati.

Millicent Omanga left…

P.L.O Lumumba: Whatever is transpiring in this honorable forum is biliolique and aprofictiuos. We must not be lost in capero vale of wisdom to take a dismiendal position on such hubris.

Mohammed Ali: Ki-Ingereza sasa imepanda ndege. Nidhamu irudi.

Gov. Awiti: Lumumba, tokna Kisungu acham!

Sonko: Shenzi, onge Kiswahili ama kiingereza.

Gov. Awiti: Cham yath omera Sonko. Dong’ Koro!

Kibicho: Following.

Sonko left…

(To be Continued)

Published by MWALIMU Amunga Akhanyalabandu

Passionate about Advocacy on the REAWAKENING teachers in Kenya and reporting on the MULEMBE Nation. Having worked at the Kenya National Union OF TEACHERS in the advocacy department, I will be able to detail and explain about the welfare of teachers and their point of view on socio economic and political matters. Luhyia are the 2nd most populous ethnic group in Kenya. They are blessed with great land, topography, climate, resources and human Resource. We are also keen on Luhya Renaissance is about making the Mulembe People aware of their blessings, appreciating those blessings, defending them and putting them to proper use for the current and future generations.

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