WAPI POMBE MAGAFULI? A QUESTION THAT WIVES ASK WHEN HUBBIES GO MISSING A WHOLE WEEK WITHOUT EXPLANATION!

Fellow Kenyans, see how you are wondering where Magufuli is? That’s how wives feel when you go for Pombe on Friday and you don’t come back. Kabambe unazima. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday…

Bibi calls all your friends. She calls HR, your mum, shylock. On Thursday, she starts beating laps around morgues. Imagine bibi yako anatangatanga kwa morgues looking at goons shot by police! She even calls your ex from campus days. By Friday, her sexy, beautiful pot is gone because of stress.

Then on Sunday, you chomoka from your hideout in Ndenderu and stroll into the house like you just left thirty minutes ago! The kids are soooo happy to see you.

Madam looks at you those ones of…”If murder was legal…” But deep inside, she too is happy you are alive. Not because she loves you. It’s just that this country hates widows. That’s all.

But at the back of her mind she’s thinking, what does this idiot go to look for in Ndenderu that is not in this house?

Haka kaswali k husumbuwa wamama saaana!

Published by MWALIMU Amunga Akhanyalabandu

Passionate about Advocacy on the REAWAKENING teachers in Kenya and reporting on the MULEMBE Nation. Having worked at the Kenya National Union OF TEACHERS in the advocacy department, I will be able to detail and explain about the welfare of teachers and their point of view on socio economic and political matters. Luhyia are the 2nd most populous ethnic group in Kenya. They are blessed with great land, topography, climate, resources and human Resource. We are also keen on Luhya Renaissance is about making the Mulembe People aware of their blessings, appreciating those blessings, defending them and putting them to proper use for the current and future generations.

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