1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    ~By Lee Majors
  2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
    ~By Al Gore
  3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
    ~By Socrates
  4. Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
    ~By Mike Tyson
  5. The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
    ~By George Clooney
  6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    ~By Bill Clinton
  7. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”
    ~By George W. Bush
  8. “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
    ~By Rudy Giuliani
  9. “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
    ~By Michael Jordan
  10. “I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
    ~By Donald Trump
  11. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
  12. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
  13. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
    ~By Shaquille O’Neal
  14. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
    ~By Kobe Bryant
  15. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    ~By David Hasselhoff
  16. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    ~By Alec Baldwin
  17. A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
    ~By Barack Obama
  18. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    ~By Tommy Lee
  19. A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
    ~By Brad Pitt
  20. First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
    Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
    ~ By Jimmy Kimmel
  21. “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
    ~By David Letterman
  22. “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing!
    ~By Jay Leno
  23. “The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife”
    ~By Brandon Breezy

Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh …….and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!😀😀😀

Which number do you like most?🤷🏽‍♂🤓

Published by MWALIMU Amunga Akhanyalabandu

Passionate about Advocacy on the REAWAKENING teachers in Kenya and reporting on the MULEMBE Nation. Having worked at the Kenya National Union OF TEACHERS in the advocacy department, I will be able to detail and explain about the welfare of teachers and their point of view on socio economic and political matters. Luhyia are the 2nd most populous ethnic group in Kenya. They are blessed with great land, topography, climate, resources and human Resource. We are also keen on Luhya Renaissance is about making the Mulembe People aware of their blessings, appreciating those blessings, defending them and putting them to proper use for the current and future generations.

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